Saturday, December 26, 2009

The What the Fuck Blanket

Hat Tip: The Lisp





This does a good job of describing my stereotype of people who buy Snuggies.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Last CBS Show I Watch Is Going Away

The long running soap, As the World Turns, has been canceled by CBS. This soap had the first gay male character with an actual love life. It was the second soap to be canceled by the network. Guiding Light was axed recently.

Here's what I wrote on the CBS feedback form.

I find it sad and ironic that CBS is canceling the last CBS show that I am watching, As the World Turns. Your network, and TV in general, have gone so far downhill in recent years that I don't see the point. As the World Turns was the one CBS show that was even worth watching on the Internet after I got rid of my cable last month.

CBS is a dinosaur.


I really loved the Nuke couple, and I really appreciated the stellar acting that usually rescued the writing which often needed a lot of help.

I am feeling so good about my decision to jettison the cable TV. There is less and less that's worth watching anyway.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Using People As Puppets

Thanks to Swimming Freestyle, I now know about the Day Job Orchestra. They specialize in replacing the audio from TV and movies with their own surrealistic audio. They also are major Star Trek nerds. Enjoy!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Unexpected Hottie: Jeremy Scahill

Usually, reporters and pundits are less than pleasant to the eye. For years, I thought that former Democracy Now! reporter and current independent journalist, Jeremy Scahill, had a sexy voice. But who knew that he is hot looking too?

Adorkable is a fasionable term on many gay blogs. Shirtless Male Celebrities has a fascination with adorkable men. Scahill definitely fits in that category of hotness. Here's some video with him in it.

He talks about media and democracy here.


Here's this cutie testifying before Congress about the mercenaries that everyone euphemistically call "contractors." He's so ernest.


Here's a video of him at a protest against the mercenary corporation then known as Blackwater. If you look closely, you can see some nice chest hair poking out from his shirt at the top.


He's also written a very important book, Blackwater: The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army. Brains and looks. What a combination.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Meep

I'm not making this up. Honest.

From WBZTV.com (Hat Tip: Dvorak Uncensored):
A new four-letter-word has some teenagers in Danvers afraid they might get their mouths washed out with soap.

The word is… meep.

Here's the really giggle worthy part.
But Danvers High School principal Thomas Murray doesn't care who started it, he just doesn't want to hear it on school grounds.

Murray called every student's home with an automated message and sent out a mass email banning the word from school.

"Please be advised that any student who has the letters 'meep' on their clothing or uses the words verbally will face suspension from school...the police are monitoring this situation as well."

Will the Danvers police really ignore robbers and murderers to go after meepers?



 

Zombie Jeebus

This is funny, but weird.



Saturday, November 7, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Monday, October 26, 2009

Another "Borrowed" Meme

I "borrowed" this one from My 2 Cents.

1. The phone rings. Who will it to be? A robocall
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? I leave it near my car so I don't screw the employees out of jobs.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? The thing that gets guys to like you most is to listen to them talk about themselves. It's also useful since I have trouble coming up with things to say when I don't know people.
4. Do you take compliments well? Try me.
5. Do you play Sudoku? Yes, but I'd rather play with a muscular bottom with a hairy chest.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I would find the nearest bed and breakfast and have a nice night.
7. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yes, and I'm still bitter about it.
8. What was your favorite game as a kid? Secretly watching porn...er...pro wrestling.
9. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was married, would you? I almost never notice when women are lusting after me.
10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? I don't even have religious beliefs.
11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? I like it when they get down on their knees and beg.
12. Use three words to describe yourself? Your worst nightmare.
13. Do any songs make you cry? Country
"music" makes me sad enough to cry because it's so terrible.
14. Are you continuing your education? I prefer "educating" bottoms.
15. Do you know how to shoot a gun? The only kind of gun I shoot isn't shown on TV.
16. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yeah, and they turned out worse than pictures usually do.
17. How often do you read books? Not enough.
18. Do you think more about the past, present or future? I think about sex in the past, present, and future.
19. What is your favorite children’s book? My Pet Goat.
20.What color are your eyes? hazel
21. How tall are you? Tall, but even taller bottoms are hot.
22. Where is your dream house located? Next to gay bars and a Ghirardeli Ice Cream store.
23. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My cell phone...to call the fire department.
24. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? I’ve repressed the memories.
25. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? I just got up, so I haven't left my house.
26. Do you like mustard? Yes, but not as a lubricant.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Hot Guy Reminds Brits About Their Time Change

Love his chest hair. (Hat Tip Voenix Rising)



I think that boy needs to learn how to serve.

BTW: the US time change is on Sunday, November 1.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

My Cable Isn't Working Properly, and Time Warner Cable Refuses to Fix It

The arrogance of big corporations is so annoying. This morning, my upstairs cable stopped working, though it is back on tonight. However, now my downstairs cable is messed up.

My cable box has an error message that says "bypass" on it, and they replaced the old system for finding shows with a new one that is incredibly clunky, slow to load, and doesn't work when you go through extra screens (each load slow) to find the place which should work properly.

I called Time Warner, and the tech support person said that she couldn't fix it because it is an "upgrade." A broken replacement for something that worked quite well is an "upgrade"? I finally understand why Judge Judy is famous for saying, "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."

Changing to FIOS or Dish network would be a pain, but if they don't fix this mess, I guess I'll have to.

sigh

 

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Are You Going to Buy Levi's Nuts?



Yep, this is the famous commercial with the guy who had to put up with way too much crap from Osama bin Palin. He's good looking, but way too young for me.

 

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Stolen Meme

I stole this from My 2 Cents, which stole it from somebody else. Feel free to swipe this meme too, if you feel like it.

My roommate and I once:
drove each other nuts.
Never in my life have I:
fantasized about sex with Tom Cruise.
High school was:
surprisingly similar to a penitentiary.
When I’m nervous:
I fantasize about men sexier than Tom Cruise.
My hair:
has receded.
When I was 5:
I noticed it was more fun to wrestle with little boys than little girls.
When I turn my head left:
I see bills I need to pay.
I should be:
pleasured by a harem of hairy musclemen.
By this time next year:
Obama will still have US troops in Iraq.
My favorite aunt is:
a surprisingly good driver.
I have a hard time understanding:
why anyone watches QVC or the Food Network.
You know I like you if:
I am screwing your brains out.
My ideal breakfast is:
in Barcelona.
If you visit my home town:
you will have a difficult time staying awake.
If you spend the night at my house:
you’ll be lucky to be able to sit down.
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds:
jellyfish.
I shouldn’t have been:
willing to have sex with the last guy I played with.
Last night I:
fantasized about the ultra nerdy muscleboy at the gym.
A better name for me would be:
Sir.
I’ve been told I look like:
a really terrible movie director.
If I could have any car, it would be:
one I could sell for big bucks.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Nude Pic of Homophobic Fundamentalist

State Senator Scott Brown, a militant, Christian fundamentalist and a major homophobe is running for the GOP nomination to replace Ted Kennedy in the US Senate. It turns out that this bigot is just as hypocritical as most other Christian right whackjobs.

Cosmopolitan has the nude pic from its old centerfold on their website.

Brown's genitalia are covered, which probably is for the best.

 

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Cute Pic of James Callis


Photo: tinyfroglet

He looks thoughtful but a bit tired in this pic. I love his long, wavy hair. Even better, I love the chest hairs poking their way out of the top of his tee shirt. It always turns me on when that happens with hot guys.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

"Joe Wilson Is Your Preexisting Condition"

I've parsed the domain name into plain English of a silly, childish website that isn't anywhere near as silly and childish as Wilson.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Funny and Gross Xmas Tradition in Catalonia

Holy Shit! It's our presents! (If you live on the northern coast of Spain near France.)



Here's an explanation of the Caga tío.
On Christmas day or, depending on the particular household, on Christmas eve, you put the ‘tió’ partly into the fireplace and order it to “poo”. To make him “poo”, you beat him with sticks, while singing various songs of Tió de Nadal.

The tió does not drop larger objects (of course!! Can you imagine?), it does leave candies, nuts and torrons. When nothing is left to “poo”, it drops a salt herring, a head of garlic or onions. What comes out of the ‘tió’ is a communal rather than individual gift, shared by everyone present.

After hitting it softly with a stick during the song it is then hit harder as people say “¡caga tió!”. Then somebody puts his hand under the blanket and takes a gift. The gift is opened and then the song begins again.

Cagar is the verb "to shit" in Spanish and apparently in Catalan. If we beat effigies of politicians, will we get our country back as gift? Just asking.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

LOL Becks

This idea is catching on. Tengrain from Mock, Paper, Scissors gets a shoutout and a hat tip for passing along this Internet meme. Outside the Interzone has some great LOL Becks. I was looking for Glenn Beck pics on Flickr, and it turns out there already was a LOL Beck there for the grabbing, via Creative Commons license.

picture of Beck with caption saying I huntz polar bears to savez awl mandkindz
Image: silas216

Of course, I had to recaption it.

"i razes my ahbrou to looks like i iz thinkin."

Your ideas?

Anyway, Outside the Interzone has plenty more LOL Becks.

 

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Hot Tatoos on MMA Fighter



Enjoy the photo montage I found on YouTube of Aleksander Emelianenko.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Shatner Reads Palin

The worst actor since Ronald Reagan reads the resignation speech of the worst Governor ever. Hat Tip to MuckMakers.



Shatner is milking this for all it's worth. He even did a melodramatic reading of Sarah Palin's twits.



I wonder if Palin's polices can be negotiated on Priceline.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Heavan 17 - Temptation and More

My favorite band is Depeche Mode. Most Americans know about them. My second favorite of all time is Heaven 17. They didn't get that big here in the US, even though they deserved to. Here's my favorite song of theirs, Temptation.



They did some really cool political music too. For instance, (We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thang



And, there's always, Let's All Make a Bomb



I'll leave you with Crushed by the Wheels of Industry.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Finish the Sentance Meme

I stole it from The Lisp, who stole it from somebody else.

The Finish The Sentence Meme

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss...
...was surprisingly cold and unsatisfying.

2. I am listening to...
...nothing.

3. I talk...
...less than most.

4. I love...
...Depeche Mode and chocolate.

5. My best friend/s...
...not enjoying himself right now.

6. My first real kiss...
... was better than most after.

7. Love is...
...the best inconvenience.

8. Marriage is...
...a crock of shit.

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking...
...did I leave the oven on?

10. I'll always...
...fuck.

11. The last time I really cried was because...
...somebody died.

12. My cell phone...
...is where I check my email most often.

13. When I wake up in the morning...
...I get morning wood.

14. Before I go to bed...
...I yawn.

15. Right now I am thinking about...
...wishing I didn't have to go to work.

16. Babies are...
...repulsive.

17. I get on Myspace...
...never.

18. Today I...
...will try to get caught up with things around the house.

19. Tomorrow I will be...
...screwing some guy's brains out, hopefully.

20. I really want to be...
...retired.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

MP3 Player Meme

There is a meme going around that you are supposed to set your MP3 player to shuffle and pick the first 15 tracks that show up. Here's my list.

She's Automatic
Rancid
And Out Come the Wolves

Save It For Later
English Beat
Special Beat Service

Living Room Music (2)
David Van Theighan
A Chance Operation: Tribute to John Cage

Video Killed the Radio Star
The Buggles
The Age of Plastic

Me & Mr. Jones
Amy Winehouse
Back to Black

C'est L'Amour
Edith Piaf
The Very Best of Edith Piaf

End of the Party
English Beat
Special Beat Service

Smackie the Frog
Mitch Hedberg
Strategic Grill Locations

Time
Eyewitness Travel Guide
Spanish Phrase Book

World in My Eyes
Depeche Mode
Remixes 81-04

Holding Back the Years
Simply Red
Picture Book

Temptation (Brothers in Rythm Remix)
Heaven 17
Higher and Higher - The Best of Heaven 17

Good Golly Miss Molly
Credence Clearwater Revival
Bayou Country

I Just Wanna See
Smash Mouth
Astro Lounge

Aria
Meridith Monk & Cage
A Chance Operation: Tribute to John Cage

Monday, May 4, 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Teabagging Photos from Flickr

I love how the crazy rightist nutjobs are calling their protests "teabagging." I guess they don't know that teabagging is putting your balls in someone else's mouth. Progressive Eruptions is running a hysterical photo of a really dumb teabagger from the April 15 astroturf rallies.

Two can play at this game. I have found funny photos on Flickr mocking the whole teabagging thing or funny photos of the protests. The rightists sure have provided us with comedy gold.

guy with teabags in front of his balls
Photo: Really Boring

I laugh at how this clown with the blank expression thinks he speaks for everyone in the country.

protester with sign that says We the people have had enough
Photo: Brenden Loy

What is a good Christian woman like her doing teabagging in public? (Her comment about America being a Christian nation is wrong too.)

Idiot with sign that says America is a Christian Nation
Photo: Brenden Loy

Cry me a river for rich people who don't want to pay their fair share in taxes.

balloon filled with water that says tears for taxes
Photo: Brenden Loy

I wonder if poor Brenden sees the unintentional humor in so many of the photos he took of the teabagging imbeciles.

This imbecile's sign is hysterically funny. This kind of nonsense only seems sensible to a true Randroid.

protester with sign saying yes we can make a virtue out of selfishness
Photo: Sterno74

Sorry guys, I've looked at over 100 teabagging protest photos on Flickr, and none of the guys were hot.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Weird But Funny Video Mocking Mormons



One of the best ways to confront hate groups like the KKK, the Christian Coalition, and the Mormon Church is through mockery.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

James Callis Is So Cute

Yum!

Callis looking bashful
Photo: SoulCookie

Callis standing in front of Katee Sackoff nametag
Photo: kwc

Callis with Dirk Benedict
Photo: Ross N.

callis posing in picture with female fan
Photo: carencey

Callis posing with male fan
Photo: rwillia532

Note to amateur psychologists: my attraction is based on the assumption that the actor is not a psychopath like the character he plays.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Still More Hunks from Flickr

These hunks have that oh, so important chest hair.

hunk in leather jacket on roof
Photo: conorwithonen


Photo: CharlesFred

Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless on movie set
Photo: Jogos4Gamers

hunk on cell phone at event with a horse
Photo: CharlesFred

hunk at beach bar with employee
Photo: CharlesFred

hunk on the beach
Photo: alstrl@rs

Two Funny Rush Limbaugh Pics

I know, I know. Rush Limbaugh is an awfully easy target. But, he's such a rotten person I feel no guilt at exploiting what a joke he is. Here are some funny pics of someone who is the leading voice of the Republican Party.

Limbaugh and Clear Channel get the respect they deserve:
Limbaugh billboard gets it with different colors of spray paint
Photo: p373

I couldn't resist putting up Rush's booking blotter.
Pic of Rush in a lot of trouble
Image: scottobear