Wednesday, May 28, 2008

"COCK" on a Package of Ground Lemongrass

I know I'm getting middle aged. I didn't even notice until after I got the package home from the store.


Thursday, May 22, 2008

Chocolate Sacrilege!

picture of a cross made of chocolate

Chocolate is incredibly yummy, and sacrilege is a lot of fun. What do you get when we combine the two?

Chocolate Sacrilege!

I got this from a candy store that caters to Catholics. Remembering from when I was a child and was still a Christian and a Protestant, I remember how Catholics liked all these naughty idolatrous things that were a no-no according to something silly like a Biblical perspective. These days, the Catholics in my neighborhood still carry an ugly statue of a saint around in a little parade, something that could result in hellfire and brimstone, according to some versions of Protestant mythology.

The more sacrilegious something is, the more forbidden and fun it is for my now that I'm a middle aged atheist. That makes some Catholic practices kind of fun to have around now.

By the way, here's some more Chocolate Sacrilege from the Wikimedia Commons chocolate page (a great source for chocolate eye candy in general).

An edible Jesus:
Jesus ChocolatePhoto Credit: Jorge Barrios

(Remember when the heterosexist, misogynistic, Catholic supremacists at the "Catholic League" threw a tantrum over the nekkid Chocolate Jesus statue? Warning! The photo gallery may make some viewers hungry.)

Now, a Belgian St. Nicholas confection:
Chocolate St. Nicholas
Photo distributed under the GNU Free Documentation License.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Assorted Hotness

Gotta love Wikipedia Commons.

Dennis Quaid 1991:

Photo credit: Mark Cavanugh (US Navy)

Military Wrestling:

Photo credit: Sgt. Daryl G. Sanford

Some hot profiles:

- S.I. Artist Bearcub

- MusclesINK

- Muscle Hairy Italian

- Meaty JockCMH

Sunday, May 18, 2008

My "Celebrity Soulmate"

According to a lengthy and all knowing online quiz:

Who's your celebrity soul mate? (for girls)
created with
You scored as Adrian Brody

Adrian Brody


Johnny Knoxville


Jude Law


Dane Cook


Zac Efron


Justin Timberlake


Chris Brown


Colin Farrell


Donald Trump


Adrian Brody scores 100%, and I didn't even know who he was. In the pic above, I have to admit he looks a bit like an ex boyfriend from a dozen or so years ago, but he doesn't in his Wikipedia Bio.

I always did think that the runners up, Johnny Knoxville and Jude Law, were hot.

Hat tip to the notorious J*O*E who got the ewwwwwww worthy Donald Trump. I should note that I had to play with the HTML to get the layout to look even tolerable.


Jason Giambi and the Golden Thong

I know, I know, baseball is a boring sport, almost as boring as soccer. But, you have to admit the uniforms really show off bis and butts.

Photo Credit: Wikipedia User Googie man (distributed under the GNU Free Documentation license, on Wikipedia Commons)

I would love to see this guy in a thong. Too bad he wears his baseball uniform with it. The story from

Jason Giambi has a deep, dark secret. Deeper than his compulsion to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door, and darker than his dream of growing up to be a heavy-metal musician.

The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform. "I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he confides.

Over Giambi's checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the "golden thong" in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. "All of them wore it and got hits," he reports. "The thong works every time." has some cute pics of Giambi in their blog posting.