Saturday, January 30, 2010

Check Out This Wondermark Comic

#587; Finally—Purpose!

Wondermark is a wonderful comic that used to be in the Onion before they decimated their comics section. It is an anachronistic comic that mixes 19th Century American drawing and fashion styles with contemporary topics.

Check it out!

Hysterical Video from the Fred Phelps Gang

Lady Gaga's career is getting a huge boost as she is being targeted by Fred Phelps' gang of anti American, homophobic, and misogynistic religious extremists. They even made a parody video so terrible that it is quite funny. Enjoy! (Hat Tip: MuckMakers)

Alas, there is a serious side to this. Fred Phelps and his cult say the things in public that the Christian Right extremists say to each other when the general public is not around. (I know because I spent years monitoring the Christian Taliban.) The video is funny, but the hate it represents is far too common in this country.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Shit, I'm Not Cussing Enough

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54%? That's fucked. I should at least be getting a passing grade of 70%.

I checked, and my more serious blog is even more up shit creek. Here's the asshole results from Godless Liberal Homo:

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Piss! Shit! Fuck! Hell!

(I hate failing grades.)


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Giggle Worthy Fundamentalist Paranoia Over Lady Gaga Video

The paranoid and sexphobic mindset of militant Christian fundamentalists certainly causes all sorts of problems for society, but I have to admit that it is a lot of fun to laugh at sometimes.

Hat Tip: IDiosyntocracy

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Madge Was Evil

There were lots of annoying characters in commercials, especially the 70's. However, none was as disgusting and grotesquely comical as Madge, the sinister manicurist from the Palmolive commercials. Every time, that crusty woman with a lascivious smile acted out on her sexual fetish to grab women's hands and put them into little bowls filled with green slime. SNL should have done a parody where one of Madge's victims runs out of the beauty parlor screaming.

Go ahead and watch! It's like a car accident! You can't turn your eyes away!

To this day, I still can't buy Palmolive.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Jackie Beat Is Pure Evil

That's why we love her. (Hat Tip: The Lisp)

"Don't Tell Me You're Gay"

Have a Wicked New Year!