I "borrowed" this one from My 2 Cents.
1. The phone rings. Who will it to be? A robocall
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? I leave it near my car so I don't screw the employees out of jobs.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? The thing that gets guys to like you most is to listen to them talk about themselves. It's also useful since I have trouble coming up with things to say when I don't know people.
4. Do you take compliments well? Try me.
5. Do you play Sudoku? Yes, but I'd rather play with a muscular bottom with a hairy chest.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I would find the nearest bed and breakfast and have a nice night.
7. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yes, and I'm still bitter about it.
8. What was your favorite game as a kid? Secretly watching porn...er...pro wrestling.
9. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was married, would you? I almost never notice when women are lusting after me.
10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? I don't even have religious beliefs.
11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? I like it when they get down on their knees and beg.
12. Use three words to describe yourself? Your worst nightmare.
13. Do any songs make you cry? Country
"music" makes me sad enough to cry because it's so terrible.
14. Are you continuing your education? I prefer "educating" bottoms.
15. Do you know how to shoot a gun? The only kind of gun I shoot isn't shown on TV.
16. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yeah, and they turned out worse than pictures usually do.
17. How often do you read books? Not enough.
18. Do you think more about the past, present or future? I think about sex in the past, present, and future.
19. What is your favorite children’s book? My Pet Goat.
20.What color are your eyes? hazel
21. How tall are you? Tall, but even taller bottoms are hot.
22. Where is your dream house located? Next to gay bars and a Ghirardeli Ice Cream store.
23. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My cell phone...to call the fire department.
24. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? I’ve repressed the memories.
25. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? I just got up, so I haven't left my house.
26. Do you like mustard? Yes, but not as a lubricant.