Saturday, February 27, 2010

Hot Muscleboy Tries to Act Like Macho Top Man

I bet he's a total bottom in real life, which would make him a whole lot of fun. Anyway, there's a lot of unintentional humor in the porn industry. (The video is swiped from The Lisp)

Meme Swiping for Saturday - The 6ws Meme

I stole this from My 2 Cents who stole it from body else, who stole it from somebody else, and so on.

This is the 6Ws meme.

Is easy to love? Somebody who bribes me with sex and chocolate
Do you just wanna smack? Can you line up a bunch of banksters for me? Ratzi would work too.
Do you trust? Me, Dennis Kucinich, and that hot guy I saw at the gym
Do you talk to when you’re alone? I don't talk to anybody when I'm alone.

Dangerous things do you do while driving? I drive early in the morning sometimes before I'm really awake.
Are you allergic to? Cigarette smoke, Republicans, and people who are always Jesusing at me
Is Satan’s last name? Murdoch.
Is the freakiest thing in your house? My Obsessive Compulsive action figure

Is it time to turn over a new leaf? Never, let it fall and mulch your garden.
Will you be all that you can be? Is this an ad for Army recruiting?
Is enough enough? There's never enough hot sex or chocolate.
Do you go to the dark side? When It's Hot Outside

Are your pants? If you were hotter, they would be around my ankles.
Is your last will and testament? I'm giving all my money to people who will throw pies at Sarah Palin and that annoying guy from American Idol.
Is your junk food stash? Fuck that. You stole from my last one.
Is Carmen Sandiego? Wherever Lou Dobbs is located. She is Dobbs in drag.

Was the Lone Ranger alone? He was almost as ugly as your average teabagger.
Was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? To get people all hot and bothered
Are musicians sexy and plumbers not? My plumber is hot.
Are there no seat belts on school buses? To prove that there are people who find children even more irritating than I do.

Would you…
Swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? I wouldn't even try to do it for a guaranteed chance to fuck Dennis Quaid.
Forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? No, but I might fake it while extracting my revenge.
Rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? Nah, it just means repressing the hurt which bites you in the ass.
You still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? If I was getting the blow job while the plane was on the ground.


Friday, February 26, 2010

"Cooking with Republicans"

This video was swiped from Blue Gal.

I was never that fond of Astroglide, but I digress.


Saturday, February 20, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Curling Is Hysterical

This week, I saw curling for the first time at the gym on TV, and I can't get enough. It's still funny, no matter how much I watch. Here's some curling that isn't from the Olympics so you can share in the giggles.

They actually train for curling. LOL

By the way, curling was invented in Scotland, and I'm more Scottish than anything else.


Sunday, February 14, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Performance Art Parody of Fundamentalists

It's so much fun to make fun of religious extremists. (Hat Tip: Voenix Rising)

By the way, there is a God Hates Figs website again, though I don't think it's affiliated.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Word of the Year - Hopium

Cindy Sheehan showed that she is far more patient than I. I stopped watching State of the Union addresses during the Carter Administration because I didn't want to spend such a long period of time listening to politicians lie to me.

Anyway, she used (coined?) the fabulous word "hopium" during the analysis she did of President Obama's SOTU address. It's in this paragraph, if you the meaning isn't self explanatory. (bolding mine)
Obama also said: “I will never quit.” That doesn’t fill me with hopium because the only thing he has done over the past year is make everything from foreign to domestic issues worse. Please “quit” Obama—for the sake of everyone—QUIT!

Hrrmmm...are Obama speeches the hopium of the masses?

Sunday Stealing on a Weekday: The Negativity Meme

I'm feeling extra cranky cause I'm sick, so this meme from the Sunday Stealing blog will be extra fun.

Sunday Stealing: The Negativity Meme

Foods which disgust the crap out of me: Okra, and weird fried stuff that Southerners like (snack cakes, candy bars, ice cream, etc.)

TV show I loathe: The Super Bowl, Unreality TV, The Daily Show, all of Faux News, Nancy Disgrace, Everything on CBS (It's a good thing I got rid of my cable.)

Movie I loathe: Inglorious Basterds

Music genres I loathe: I would say Country Western, but I don't really think it counts as a music genre.

Magazine which annoys me: Any magazine that involves the anal retentive Martha Stewart.

Makes me cranky at restaurant: Children

Makes me cranky in public: Children

Makes me cranky in general: Children

Pisses me off at home: Weather colder than 20 F

Pisses me off at work: Crap technology

Pisses me off in general: Religion

Makes me impatient at home: Junk Mail, especially all the menus I get from restaurants that serve pig swill

Makes me impatient at work: Mondays

Makes me impatient in public: People who block aisles at the supermarket.

Celebrity I hate: Taylor Swift

Music artist I hate: Justin Timberlake (I can't stand any guy who is marketed as a sex symbol that I never would be willing to have sex with under any circumstances. I also hate his singing.)

I could care less about: Stupid Facebook games. Every time I read about somebody wanting their Farmville crops fertilized, I want to shit on their lawns.

Annoys the crap out of me weekdays: Waking up to an alarm.

Annoys the crap out of me weekends: They are only two days.

Blogger's habit that annoys you: Posts apologizing for not posting. (Maybe I should apologize for this.)

Feature on your blog you hate: I got rid of all of those.

Movie star you despise: Robert Redford

Politician that you hate: You would fall asleep reading such a long list.