The neighbor's dog is barking like crazy. I can't stand it any more. What do I do?Dear Weary: Get in a helicopter and shoot it.
- Weary in Wasilla
Dear Nervous: Get in a helicopter and shoot them.
The couple down the street has loud parties, and they don't even pray to Jeebus. I hate them. How do I solve the problem?
- Nervous in Nome
Dear Fed Up: Get in a helicopter and shoot her.
A nun has moved in our neighborhood, and her habits are so tacky. She's downgrading the fashion quotient of our block. I don't want to have to move. How do handle this?
- Fed Up in Fairbanks