Three Tributes to Bill Gates

Now that Bill Gates is reported to be leaving Microsoft, I thought I would give not one, but three tributes fitting of the occasion.

Tribute One: A Listing of Some Windows Error Messages

Page Fault

General Protection Fault

Illegal Operation

Fatal Exception

There is not enough free memory to run this program.

Internal Stack Overflow

Windows was not properly shut down...run ScanDisk on these drives

An error occurred while displaying the previous error.

This device is not configured correctly.

An operation is pending.

Registry is damaged

Tribute Two: I Have Turned Part of Your Screen Blue.



Tribute Three: Bill Gates has problems with Windows and the Microsoft Website

Gizmodo leaks 2003 memo.