Psycho Woman Throws Knives At Children

Good Christian family values here.

The Funniest Parody I've Ever Seen - Chimp Baby vs. Human Baby

You can tell that the original version of the film was really warped too.

Oil Wrestlers from Greece Oil Up

Very Hot!

Damnitol Commercial

Talk about a product for today's world.

 

Shake Weight Parody

When I first saw the commercials, I couldn't stop laughing.



 

EHarmony Commercial Parodies

Talk about a corporation that deserves mocking!

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eCousinality Commercial (eHarmony Parody)


eharmony spoof


eHarmony parody 'bHarmony'

Fab Commercial Parodies

This is evil, but fun.

A Folgers Parody Without the Sinister Mrs. Olson

Folgers proves that their commercials are evil, even without Mrs. Olson.

The Evil Mrs. Olson Strikes Again

This is almost as warped as the real commercial.

Another Fab Folgers Commercial Parody

The evil Ms. Olson strikes again!

A Musical Goodbye to Mubarek

Rick at Ten Percent thought of this. I'm so jealous that I didn't.

Folgers Satire

Mrs. Olson always was sinister.

Cute Funny Flexing and Posing Videos from Hairy Musclemen

Enjoy the eye candy.

36 Hour Cialis Commercial Parody

Cialis appears to cause a rather large problem.

Extremely Creepy Doll Commercial

Makes you want to run out and buy the piece of shit, doesn't it.

Frightening Children with Bible Stories

There is a lot of twisted shit in the Bible.

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Hat Tip: Stroppyblog



If only Christianity could be cured, giggle.

Art Inspired by Atheism and Science

You can learn more about the artist and her views on life at The Jewmanist.

 

The Worst YouTube Video Ever

Sarah Palin's supporters are so pathetic they are funny.



The twanging is so irritating you are forgiven if you don't listen to the whole thing.

Matt Taibbi Is Hot

Check out this Google Image Search.

I have liked Matt Taibbi's writing for some time now, but I didn't notice how hot he is before. I Can't Believe It's Not a Democracy had a link to a Taibbi commentary with photo that got me thinking....

"Date 50+ Women"

Every once in a while websites I visit are running one of these ads. It's comforting to know that targeted advertising doesn't always work that well. The ads show pictures of women over the age of 50 that the site's audience presumably would find attractive.

Something occurred to me. The ads would be much funnier if they meant "Date More Than 50 Women." Of course, the guys going to the site would have to be extremely slutty and energetic, but the idea makes me giggle.

There's always something to laugh about if you are sufficiently observant.

People Who Are Funnier Than Jon Stewart:Kate Clinton

Which of These Books Have You Read?

This game was shamelessly swiped from Facebook. Here are the rules. (I'm cheating by doing it hear instead of on Facebook.)

Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Instructions: Copy this into your NOTES. Bold those books you've read in their entirety, italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read an excerpt. Tag other book nerds. Tag me as well so I can see your responses!

(I noticed that a few numbers are missing. I don't know why, but this is just a game.)

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings- JRR TOLKIEN
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible
7 Wuthering Heights -Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma -Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Inferno - Dante
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - E.B. White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery X6
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

I read 21 of these books. I read part of The Hobbit and the Bible, but both were too incredibly boring to finish. Reading all of Shakespeare's works is something I'm far from having completed.