Psycho Woman Throws Knives At Children

Good Christian family values here.

The Funniest Parody I've Ever Seen - Chimp Baby vs. Human Baby

You can tell that the original version of the film was really warped too.

Shake Weight Parody

When I first saw the commercials, I couldn't stop laughing.



 

Fab Commercial Parodies

This is evil, but fun.

A Folgers Parody Without the Sinister Mrs. Olson

Folgers proves that their commercials are evil, even without Mrs. Olson.

The Evil Mrs. Olson Strikes Again

This is almost as warped as the real commercial.

Another Fab Folgers Commercial Parody

The evil Ms. Olson strikes again!

Folgers Satire

Mrs. Olson always was sinister.

36 Hour Cialis Commercial Parody

Cialis appears to cause a rather large problem.

Extremely Creepy Doll Commercial

Makes you want to run out and buy the piece of shit, doesn't it.

The Worst YouTube Video Ever

Sarah Palin's supporters are so pathetic they are funny.



The twanging is so irritating you are forgiven if you don't listen to the whole thing.

"Date 50+ Women"

Every once in a while websites I visit are running one of these ads. It's comforting to know that targeted advertising doesn't always work that well. The ads show pictures of women over the age of 50 that the site's audience presumably would find attractive.

Something occurred to me. The ads would be much funnier if they meant "Date More Than 50 Women." Of course, the guys going to the site would have to be extremely slutty and energetic, but the idea makes me giggle.

There's always something to laugh about if you are sufficiently observant.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Michael Jackson Trial

It's so wrong, it's right.

A Sport That Is Funnier Than Jon Stewart: Curling

A Geeky Game From The Punk Patriot

From The Punk Patriot:

1) Go to Google Translate
2) Select German-> German
3) Copy and past the following: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click listen
5) Be amazed.

You get some interesting results by switching other languages for German. Finnish, French, Italian, and Spanish are especially fun in Google Translate.

The Humor of Linda McMahon's Senate Campaign

You can say a lot of terrible things about Linda McMahon, and they would be true. But, she has had the virtue of adding much needed humor to this year's nauseating election cycle. I should point out that when I was looking over past videos to put up again, I found that many of them had been taken down due to pressure from the WWE.

Here's the best political parody video I've ever seen. It was surgical in its brilliance.


Here's some hysterical video from the WWE where Linda pretends to threaten to castrate her husband.

Linda Will Cut Vince's Grape Fruits
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Here's Ms. McMahon's current son in law, talking about the simulated necrophilia scene he appeared in while Linda was WWE CEO.


Here's something from a posting on my more serious blog, in which I explore the idea of a Sunday School run by Linda McMahon.

Now, I've found out that "Superstar Billy Graham," a former pro wrestler has been making some allegations about her that add to the comedic value of her GOP Senate campaign. From the Hartford Courant 11/18/09:

"She may look like a Sunday school teacher," Graham said, but he insists nothing could be further from the truth. "Linda McMahon's hands are as bloody as her husband's because she is aware of every move in the ring," he said.

That quote is hysterical. This is the image I get of a Sunday school run by former WWE CEO Linda McMahon.

1) The little girls would all have breast implants.

2) The little boys would hit each other with garbage cans and slam each other into precut tables.

3) The baby Jesus would have his own Titantron with death metal music.

4) The image of the "Virgin" Mary would be with her in a thong.

I'm really surprised that standup comics didn't mine her campaign for more material.

There was an even earlier posting where I took full advantage of her campaign's snark potential, asking these questions.

Is the campaign fake like the WWE?

Will she challenge her opponents to a "bra and panties match"?

If she gets elected, will she clock Harry Reid with a steel chair or a garbage can?

Will she hire an evil manager who is faking being foreign to alienate dim people and cheat in the election for her?

Will she have an announcer go on, and on, and on about her "puppies"?

Will she create a really weird angle where she fakes her death?

Will she be a Diva and brag that she is better looking than all the other women in the Senate and can kick their asses?

Will she make her Senate staffers kiss her rear end on nationwide television?

Will she get breast implants and campaign in a bikini?

Will she make WWE performers debate her and have the debates fixed in her favor?

Silly, Hairy Muscleboy Acts Talks a Lot and Shows Off

Linda McMahon's Current Son In Law Talks About Doing Simulated Necrophilia Scene

This is how things worked in the WWE while Linda McMahon was CEO.



Linda McMahon's campaign sure does appeal to those with a warped sense of humor.

 

Wanting Better Wangs

I was watching a bit of Corporate News Network while stretching at the gym, and they had a fabulous closed captioning blooper. Captioning live TV is bound to be error prone, but this was one of the better ones.

The story was about strikes at Honda plants in China. The captioning for the story said the "workers want better wangs."

I think wang improvement is a laudable goal worldwide.

Priest Off

Sometimes laughter is easier than tears.

(Hat Tip: From the Left)